I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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