I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm like, not good at living.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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