This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
