Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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