Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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