its not stalking. its research.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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