Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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