so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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