we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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