Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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