Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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