I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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