And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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