I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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