I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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