I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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