your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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