i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Sorry about my life...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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