im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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