whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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