butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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