69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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