The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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