Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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