Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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