Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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