She said her name was "party"
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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