he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize