dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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