Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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