yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
