Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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