Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Come see our sink grown plant.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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