I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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