Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
