Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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