She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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