i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize