thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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