After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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