i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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