Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I smell like Dick and happiness
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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