Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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