i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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