I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just got carded by a ten year old.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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