You're so nebulous sometimes
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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