what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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