Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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