"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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