I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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