she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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