We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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