i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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