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• (480): View more from Arizona

  oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Are you okay?

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

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• (607): View more from New York

  The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  DRUNK CANOEING

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  Please text me if you survive.

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  LAND HO BITCH

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas

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• (914): View more from New York

  just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning

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• (305): View more from Florida

  If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Paige is home safe.

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  Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.

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• (1-618): View more from Illinois

  Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂

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  Your skills amaze me

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