make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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