is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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