just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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